Note: These profiles were pulled from City College's systems from a census and survey of the students' views on City College. They were intended to gauge what could be added or subtracted to college life on campus from the administration's point of view. These are real answers provided by four students. They did not help in any way.
Student's Name: Toby Boyle
Major: Female Anatomy
Class Year: Junior
Age: 24
Favorite Class, and why? Boxing, cause I'm kick ass so I can do it for credit
Least Favorite Class, and why? History, cause of dates, names, and stupid things that happen in Europe or whatever
Favorite Part of City College? The hot chicks
Least Favorite Part of City College? The ugly chicks
If you had one million dollars to improve the school, what would you spend it on? Kegs of Natty Ice!
Student's Name: Clint Gerbe
Major: Female Anatomy
Class Year: 2012
Age: 19 and counting
Favorite Class, and why? Rhetoric is cool, cause you can talk about stuff, and I like talking about stuff more than learning about stuff. And I think I write good.
Least Favorite Class, and why? Advanced Mircobiology. I never took it, but, it's gotta suck, right?
Favorite Part of City College? No parents
Least Favorite Part of City College? Crabs
If you had one million dollars to improve the school, what would you spend it on? I'd get like a big ass statue of some old hot chick cause then it looks like we're being smart and stuff but we also get a giant hot chick. So it's got like double whatevers, ya know?
Student's Name: Gavin Orpik
Major: Female Anatomy
Class Year: Junior, 2012 or 13
Age: 21
Favorite Class, and why? Astronomy, cause I can learn about Uranus. Unless a dude is reading this, cuz then I don't like Uranus.
Least Favorite Class, and why? Women's Lit. Totally didn't read the class title right.
Favorite Part of City College? Beirut
Least Favorite Part of City College? When you guys send my report card home. I turned that off but you keep sending it!
If you had one million dollars to improve the school, what would you spend it on? I'd get models to stand around campus, cause this way, like, you can attract more people with attractive girls. You can take that one for free.
Student's Name: Nathaniel Schneider
Major: Female Body
Class Year: Freshman
Age: 18
Favorite Class, and why? The same as what Toby Boyle said
Least Favorite Class, and why? The same as what Gavin Orpik said
Favorite Part of City College? Hangin' with my bros Gavin, Toby, and Clint!
Least Favorite Part of City College? The same was what Clint Gerbe said
If you had one million dollars to improve the school, what would you spend it on? A better French studies section of the library, it's hard to find stuff from like pre-19th Century
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